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hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

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princeweeniepants:

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

None of that sounds like a bad idea

princeweeniepants:

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

None of that sounds like a bad idea

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waytoobasic:

fragiles:

i’m glad you exist

I’m so in love with this.

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set-phasers-to-lasers:

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws
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As good as I can be at doing things, I am so absolutely terrible at doing ANYTHING that I don’t want to do. 

Case in point: I almost missed deadlines for my exchange application because I cbfed, so something that should have taken about half an hour took about a week of arduous procrastination. 

FFS

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sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

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"til there’s nothing
I wouldn’t do
To be sitting, and talking with you"
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jessidork:

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it

ohmygod

(Source: natsume-ayatakashi, via weigel-like-a-bagel)